Betty Filous

Mary and Lucy

2011-12-22T22:47:00.001Z

Brum brum brum

2011-07-30T13:35:00.001Z

Allo. So today is my third weekend in brum, I think...and all is going well. settled into my job fine and am working hard getting the store into shape. It needs a lot of work. I'm hoping to add to my mannequin collection by getting some old ones that are no longer in use. Storage is still a problemo.

As for life in Birmingham, money has stopped me from really getting into it and exploring but the five week month came to an end on friday, I didn't think it was ever going to come. Next week I will be going out with the others who I work with for some cocktails. Mines a mojito or something equally luscious containing ginger, gin and tonic water or even a rum based treat.

Its been a while since I last updated this blog, I'm doubt it today from my lively phone, apologies for any spelling errors you may encounter, it tends to just make up words and not make sense! I'be been up waiting for the boiler men to come change the boiler, its going well, earlier I made one of them a cup of tea, politely I asked if he took sugar, he replied, yes please live, three. I very loudly hen replied to his reply with a brash...whaaaaaat, three! This feels wrong. Vomit!

I hope everyone is having a lovely weekend. I'm just hopping out contemplating opening the gin fuzz, its a bit early though, right?

Betty

New phone. New phone

2011-05-26T15:17:00.001Z

Well that's all I can say for the mo. Just gettin.g to grips with a touch screen! Eek

Injuries/my day!

2011-05-24T17:05:00.001Z

0535 alarm
0545 rise after snooze
0617 leave the house
0635 arrive at station
0639 board train to bromley south
0722 arrive at bromley south
0730 officially start work
0745 paint
0830 clean windows and floors
1030 tea break
1100 more cleaning
1245 build display in fake window (got my own way on display lucy vs boss 1-0)
1410 well deserved lunch break
1510 resume hot spot building making something out of nothing
1630 due to finish, thinking of gin n tonic
1645 cut finger on a cage! Ough, hello blood
1729 nose bleed (working too hard)
1733 sign out HOME TIME
1747 board the delayed 1744 to Rainham
1748 wake up sleeping man to get in the empty seat next to him (one of the things I LOVE to do)
1752 smile at my niece, the new pea queen, I've given her my title
1759 thinking of a gin n tonic/hoping new phone has been delivered

That's my day so far, I'll be too knackered to continue, hopefully have a carb based meal followed by a bread n jam!

Over and out
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0542

2011-05-22T05:06:00.001Z

If your reading this at the time I posted it I expect your either well and truly tucked up and dreaming of watermelons or your just about getting in after an amazing night out! Moi, I'm the only bastard sitting at the train station waiting for the first train out of here, the 0612!

My line has some engineering works on, of course so to start work at 8, yes 8 on a sunday, I have to get the 0612! Niiiiice, jealous I hear you shout! The full journey according to wwwmthetrainlinemcom will take 1.5 hours, I'm hoping less as I can't imagine that many folk wanting to venture out on a sunday! But you'll be surprised what people get up to!

This is an extended tweet basically! The trackball on my blackberry 8900 is terminally ill, thus my phone isnon its way out! I can't scroll up, therefore actually use my phone for such things as social networking! Its a ball bag!

I hope you have a better sunday than me!

Peace out
Lucy x
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I LIKE THIS

2011-05-20T15:57:00.000Z

SO...its similar to the Sunday times rich list but instead its the social list! i'm pretty impressed with my current position! take a look, and give it a try yourself!

http://www.the-social-list.com/#/myResults

He needs a name

2011-03-08T21:30:00.000Z

He was born in the most beautiful place where I spent three months of my life, Chimney Corners Camp, located in a small dainty pin prick of The Berkshires, Massachusetts.

I worked as Yearbook Editor/Media Director, I had free reign of camp, capturing the smiles of the campers, some having traveled as far away as Paris! I then compiled a yearbook from scratch of the campers summer, I've had some lovely responses 'its amazing', 'the best one yet' makes me sad it really does, I'm pleased with the end result, the pictures look lovely, however if I had my own way it would all be in colour, but due to costs only the outer pages tickle my colour buds!

I'll upload some examples.

Which leads me onto my little bear friend. He needs a name. I presume he is a he! I made him with a bunch of kids, getting involved, taking a few working images. I thoroughly enjoyed it, in fact I'm going to add to the collection and build an empire one day.

isn't he cute

Me x
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Fizz Wiz popping candy

2011-02-22T21:17:00.000Z

What a childhood treat, was 10p now 15p! That's nice, remember when mars and snickers were 30p, those were the days, there now approaching 60p!

I stumbled across Fizz Wiz today whilst trying to sniff out 50p sea salt and black pepper pringles, no such luch though!

I remember fizz wizz having a different character on the front being different, perhaps they are trying to appeal to the european market, seeing as though its now produced and shipped from Barcelona!

Pop

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Cache and dash!

2010-11-11T17:34:00.000Z

Bike riding is great isnt it! i love it, i like being on my own, outside. I cycled down to the river Medway's Estuary, and tried to carry out a bit of a #geocache with the new app i recently downloaded on my blackberry, free 30 day trial of course! its not that accurate and because I was on my own...with a raher expensive bike, i felt reluctant to cache and dash! So I left, rather disappointed! I have planced and crash and cache weekend though. The crash part being a friend going on a date, and me and my pal are going to crash it! oopsie!

The picture above I took whilst taking a break, and overlooking the River Medway.

try geocaching its fun

B x

Is honesty the best policy when applying for a job

2010-11-11T16:16:00.000Z

Well I think it is, so I've put it to the test and literally told the truth, no bullshit...how I graduated from uni in 2007, gained roughly a years worth of solid work experience, basically unpaid, and then 'due to financial circumstances' had to get a temp job, which thus turned into a full time job, paid the bills. then left that in june to go and work in America. Now I'm back and looking for a job, and working as a casual, it's dire..help me out yah..?

I'll let you know if i get a response!

B x

アホな走り集 - slow motion

2010-11-04T19:22:00.000Z

This is an amazing video, I find myself literally lost within the video, concentrating on the slow motion movement of the characters in the film. Its amazes me, I love it.

I've often thought about recreating this video, but wonder what people would think if they saw me running in slow motion towards a camera!

Well basically, its a great video and a lovely chilled out song

please enjoy comfortably

Betty x

2010-10-21T14:30:00.002Z

Santa Monica Pier, Thursday 7th October 2010, 09:20

Iced Coffee breakfast

***more snaps of my summer to follow***

When I looked down today, this is what I saw!

2010-05-21T20:01:00.000Z

A lovely pair of white pasty legs!! May pop a dash of le ole st Tropez on tonight!
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Passport Pose

2010-03-16T21:29:00.002Z

This weekend I treated the photobooth to my company. I was required to send a passport picture off with my police check for my summer expedition.

For anyone unaware, I am off to Massechussetts (apologies if i have incorrectly spelt that, must learn) to capture the summer goings on of a childrens summer camp.

I'm completely on over the moon about the whole prospect of meeting new people and learning a whole new culture.

My police check pic..smiiile!

I LOVE a useless fact!

2010-03-16T18:58:00.004Z

Just a few that make me ponder!!

ENJOY!!

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words
An estimated one billion birds die each year in the U.S. from smashing into windows
Rain contains vitamin B12.
Honeybees never sleep
It takes 12 bees their entire lifetime to make one tablespoon of honey
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69
“Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order
The average office desk has 400 TIMES more bacteria than a toilet.
In 1945, a rooster by the name of Mike lived 18 months without a head

Dance like no one's watching...

2010-03-16T18:12:00.004Z

When I first stumbled across this product, 'The Octopus' came to mind, my signiure dance move! I do love to get my 'lanky arms' out and dance like a reet tit, often incorporating some kind of dance off and involving a stag!

'Dance Like No one's Watching' - I tend to do this anyway, but I figure why not tell the world and pay £40 quids for a Emerald Green Smythson notebook, Isn't she gorge..

One day I'll own some kind of Smythsons stationary!!

Various slogans available, all gold stamped.
All can be personalised.

Credit
http://www.smythson.com

The reworked 1959 Olympus PEN

2010-03-15T20:54:00.004Z

The PEN E-P1 is a modern digital re-working of the groundbreaking original 1959 Olympus PEN camera.

The original idea was to create a camera that was as easy to use and carry as a pen. The incredibly small size, retro style, and ease of use of the new model are a nod to the PEN’s past. However, D-SLR quality and a host of new features bring it right up to date.

I'd like one the cream Olympus E-PL1.

credits

http://www.gooddesignbaddesign.com/
http://www.olympus.eu/penstory/
http://www.olympus-europa.com/consumer/pen.htm#thepen3

Sweetcorn Pillow

2010-03-15T20:33:00.005Z

woah...

how could anyone NOT want this??

a pillow..made out of corn..

Show if hands please.

"The Sweetcorn Pillow makes all your corny fantasies come true. Pluck them, chuck them, play with them, but please don’t butter and eat them. Is this novel? Mmm hmm. A bit ridiculous? You betcha! Do I want this? Damn skippy!"

over x

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WAHnails - Uffie listening party

2010-03-07T22:46:00.000Z

A big thanks to @phreshmentality for the invite to WAHnails (420 Kingsland Road). She is a very talented nail designer who won a competition to go to the studio for Uffies listening party. (Uffie - signed to Ed Banger records and collaborates with Pharrell on one of the album tracks).

Disappointment came when I saw the fashion conscious queue to get my nails done. But the complimentary drink, the company of @phreshmentality and the fact I somehow managed to get my foot stuck in the door of the 423 pretty much made my night.

Down moment of the night, the girl brushing past me in a fox fur coat. Don't. Do. It. Again. Please. Its. RANK. Not cool. And it doesn't make you any prettier!

Check out www.wah-nails.com to see their designs.
Below is one of mine!

Over and out
Betty x
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Fashion Police

2010-02-20T13:27:00.001Z

Jeeez! There are some outfits out today!! She actually looks like the sky!
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Brighter than the Sun

2010-02-20T13:19:00.001Z

What was this guy really thinking, as if its not bright enough today, he has stepped foot out of the house wearing a fluro jacket.

No wonder his wife is walking ahead of him!!

In other news..Tuesday I officially became an Aunty to a beautiful baby girl called Daisy.

Over x
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Tea + biscuits

2010-02-07T14:32:00.000Z

Perfect sunday really, Hepburn to follow!

Recipe...

Ingredients,
100g currants
225g plain flour
1 tsp cinnamon
75g butter
50g sugar
75ml milk
2tbsp sugar
1free range egg. Beaten,

Method
Mix flour butter and cinnamon together until mixture resembles breadcrumbs

Stir in sugar and milk to form a smooth dough then wrap in clingfilm and chill in fridge for half hour..(Kettle, tea!)

Preheat oven to 200c

Roll out dough on floured surface to square shape, cut in half then sprinkle currants over, place other half on top and roll out.

Cut out shapes then place on a lined baking tray

Brush with beaten egg and sprinkle with sugar

Bake for 15-20 mins or until golden brown

Remove and cool, then eat with another cup of tea!!

I also adapted the recipe and put chopped almonds and some glace cherries!! Mmm

Try them x
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This makes me smile

2010-02-04T14:55:00.001Z

I went on a date (with a man!) to southbank and stumbled across lots of street artists, took loads of snaps. I've deleted the majority but I can't bring myself to delete this one.

Just look at the guys smile. It makes my day! Oh and that fact he is sitting in a rather large silver bowl with his legs around his head! Incredible.

Oh regarding the date, he was nice, we went to the Tate to see the black box! Ace

Peace x

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Its goodnight from me...

2010-02-03T23:17:00.000Z

And its goodnight from this little fella!

We are currently tuned into GOLD radio. Its pretty ace to be honest.

60's, 70's and 80's

What more could you want ey?

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Out of date...much?

2010-02-03T22:46:00.000Z

thought I'd give myself a little t-reat and snap this up, not noticing the best before date until I was just about ready to crack it open, it was chilled nicely!

My beady little eyes had to look twice at the date! How can #tescos let this be on their shelf still!! I bought it yesterday! That's hoooow many days after its sell by date!!

After some baffled thoughts, I showed it to the customer service rep who was so quick to apologise and run and get me a replacement! And probably scurry to rip the others from the shelf!

I now have a delightful bottle chilling in the fridge for my consumption at, erm aprox 11.23am 4th feb!

Just before my phone interview!! Eeeek! Will reveal all if I am successful!

B x
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2010-02-03T21:52:00.000Z

@phreshmentality stop being so funny will you!

Again, its been a while so! My eyes are locked into channel 4's Embarrassing Illnesses. Such an odd program, but free treatments I guess!! I've just watched a middle aged man with an S-shaped penis get it straightened! ....may I add to that, I watched it with my dad!!

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IM BACK!!

2010-02-03T20:50:00.003Z

Ready? im back on the ole blogging, you better believe!

It's been too long, it really has, so I hope everyone is ready for my pondering thoughts to hit you and my simple treats that make me laugh!

also keep tuned for recipes..

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N E W B I T S & B O B S C O M I N G S O O N

2010-01-29T22:46:00.002Z

some updating and tweaking has taken place, comments are now allowed on items on my blog..

if you wish to follow me on twitter my username is

twitter.com/bettyfilous

peace x

2009-10-19T16:49:00.001Z

** WATCH THIS SPACE **

Banter, fresh new designs and news will be appearing soon...keep those eyes peeled

BETTY x

apologies

2009-09-29T21:23:00.003Z

Y, so basically my sony ericsson went up shit creek, ie keypad fucked and freezes all the time so i traded it in and got a blackberry! jeeees, basically i love it, and i havent yet discovered the blogspot application function so when i get it up and running i will be sure to post some crap that mates me...just me laugh and ponder!

hi to anyone who is reading this and if you wish to follow my rants of job hell/pikey scum colleques that dont know what vowels are/sister baby news follow me on twitter, search bettyfilous and you will be sure to see my face x

Betty

p.s do you think about me....amazing

malia fluuu..GEL

2009-09-13T20:21:00.002Z

Hi there people, so a week has passed and all i have to show for it is a couple of euro's... a bottle of jagermeifer (currently chilling in the fridge) a bottle of Rekekka (crete's finest sammy b!) and a ten pack of Flugel (energy drink from the netherlands!) OH and a bout of Malia Flu! how delightful!!

So yes, ive been in Malia for a lovely relaxing holiday..NOOOOOT, completely opposite i hit it hard and now have some kind of flu! mmmm.. sickie at work tomorrow i think! so many stories from malia, none for your ears though, me the the Dibb had a super time lets put it that way!

ive been out of the game for a week now and feeling all crappy, so today i bought myself a blackberry, ill post updates and things that make me laugh even more than usual..next round of baking begins next week, im looking into some kind of coffee/raspberry based cake..not together mind! keep you posted..

p.s..going to birmingham in a couple of weeks, gonna be a blast,

have an ace week guys

Betty x

Baking like a bitch

2009-09-04T13:26:00.001Z

Jeez. You better appreciate this Stace. Happy 21st. Two bloody batches. Love it though. There so Yummy. Think it's the background music of float my boat lazy jay thats done it. Anyone want one?

Mmnmm freshly baked bread

2009-08-30T12:58:00.001Z

Word up. Been up since half 7 this mornin tending to this bread. Tasted one of the rolls already and it's divine. Bring on the bread and jam (of the plum variety that i will be making shortly with plums from steph's nan's tree) woo. Keep you lot posted. Thinkin me joining the WI to get some tips! Whey

Oozing chocolate muffins

2009-08-23T11:08:00.001Z

Yowza i've had the perfect weekend. Literally just been baking and eating. Mmnmm. These are straight from the oven so haven't had a chance to even taste the buggers yet. I expect they will all be gone by this afternoon! Happy weekend. Betty x

Goats cheese thyme and onion bread

2009-08-23T10:21:00.001Z

Jeez. Made it yesterday. It's so lovely. The oozing of the goats cheese made my mouth water. It's soooo easy to make. If anyone wants the recipe let me know. And had it for breakfast with a poached egg on top. I love baking! Mmnmm

Golden syrup ice cream

2009-08-22T00:43:00.001Z

Please if anyone has tried this let me know. I love the able version so i can only love the bloody ice cream version. ..right? May have to try it one day while i'm on a romantic night in. Basically never then. Meh? Anyone heard me speed hating similar to speed dating but you just but all the Shit and get a minute to say what you hate then they get a minute. Then another minute to discuss. How Hilair. And then what about this date in the dark malarky. God doesn't it round funny. I really want to do it.someone set me up please. You know it makes sense x x x

Banana jacket

2009-08-19T06:09:00.001Z

What. I don't want it to get bruised en route to the hell hole aka work. The phone sock is perfect. I'll let you know how it is when i get to work. My mango and green tea drink will probably bash it up a bit!

Waxy fingers

2009-08-17T20:31:00.003Z

Oh i love it. You know what i mean. Sort of ruined the candle though. Ooops. Betty x

Coor. Mango and port chutney

2009-08-17T20:31:00.001Z

God it's so good. Please invest/make some. Meal times will never be the same. Happy birthday mum. Betty x

Happy birthday mum....

2009-08-16T20:06:00.001Z

She loves it. She laughed alot. The cunt. Ha

Euro rich pound poor

2009-08-16T09:39:00.001Z

Holiday soon. Not going to spoil the surprise for the guys in squeeze but basically it's soon and i can't wait. Got paid today so it's literally come straight out. I'm ready to spunk it all on jagerbombs and sexy motherfucker's.yeah thats right! See you soon people. Over. Betty x

Nacho's nacho's nacho's?..

2009-08-14T17:45:00.001Z

Th best nacho's but this is the way i like them. No jalepenoes loads of gumph and a sachet of mint sauce on the side. Sounds bazaar but trust me it works. Washed down with some ole cider. Perfect. Have a good weekend. Peace. Betty x

Best toothpaste ever. Fact

2009-08-14T10:58:00.001Z

If yo haven't tried it. Try it. It's amazing. Been using it for a few years now and if i ever forget to take it on a weekend break (kim's birthday when we stayed in a hostel and Nicked some yank's) and use some sort of minty replacement. My pegs and gum's feel let down. I now buy two at a time to make sure this never happens. Anyone else use it? Thing is i'm a right sucker for packaging. X betty x

Crazy Rainham man,

2009-08-14T10:50:00.001Z

I'd like to formally introduce to you the crazy man of Rainham. I often See him either singing to himself 'what shall we have for tea' whilst i'm heading to the alcohol isle me tesco and lunging outside the church in a full santa outfit....in february. Yes really. He's basically crazy but so funny. Think he even has some sort me appreciation society on facebook too. Over and out. Betty x

Aargh holiday tickets arrived

2009-08-13T22:00:00.001Z

Erm just found them on the post pile. So freakin excited now. Bring it on. Malia part two. Gonna be a hoot. .... Three weeks x betty x

Whoop i can hear the sirens comin

2009-08-13T16:15:00.001Z

Of old tony that is. He makes the best ice creams. Fave is the fried egg. As already posted previously. Wish i had a nugget in me purse to get one. Dam pay day being tomorrow! Whats your favourite flavour? Betty x

Must have item

2009-08-13T09:36:00.001Z

Jeez. Erm how nice are these. And clarks. Come on. Well done. Basically i need them.

This is a joke...right?

2009-08-13T07:57:00.001Z

I just had to read this twice to make sure it wasn't some kind of joke. But it isn't. Her name is jo fooks and she is in 2 quartet. I'm so simple that 4 found it funny! At work now. Back to make myself laugh. For example. Putting loads of washing up liquid down th sink. Just because!

Leeds and my sort of ladies

2009-08-11T18:12:00.001Z

I use the term ladies very loosely. For those of you who know up may well agree. Love these two. Amazing delayed birthday present from moi to kim but one to remember. Lots of fun stories to laugh over next time we all meet up i'm sure. Champagne. Hot pizza express men. Stag do's and the phrase- Your not wrong!

lava

2009-08-11T17:39:00.004Z

Good evening,

apologies in the delay between blogs! you see, the only way i can upload blog items during the working hours is through my very clever and slightly spack phone. (the keypad melted whilst i accidently left it on the balcony on holiday!!....and is currently holding on literally by a thread of mankey glue.. you know, like when your baby teeth were holding on my that little bit of thing!!

general update ..

ive finally broken my Nando's virginity, just to see what all the fuss is about...it was ok, chicken in a pitta is basically chicken in a pitta, no matter how you cook it..(the grilled hollumi was pretty ace though!)

the hymen of my steak virginity hasnt been broken yet either...yes, i really said ive never had a steak..one day!

i go on holiday (again) in only 24 days

there is something quite satisfying about being a pest re job applications!

i'm being stalked on facebook by someone i work with and is snitching on me, therefore i go on it even more and talk openly about how much i hate my job....and the people i work with!

leeds was amazing, thanks fairy and christian for an awesome weekend...oh and kim and hol

roll on bank holiday...get loaded in the park, clapham common, (where i bump into herve and ask him the same question i do everytime ive seen him..and always get the 'not quite a smile and im slightly embarassed look'!

p.s there isnt enough lava in Dante's Peak for my liking!

best sign off not before i get too involved and run out of things to say....although that will never happen!

over

Betty x

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Pussy energy drink

2009-08-06T12:40:00.001Z

Yeah you better believe it. I'm tempted to buy it as it made me laugh. Quite alot! I need a slush Puppy. Bad. A blue one

Fried egg ice cream

2009-07-26T15:51:00.001Z

Reminds me of my childhood years. Lovely mr whippy with lemon sorbet to make it look like a fried egg! Gone in about ten seconds. Yumsville. Thanks brum. Round two the abundance of choc we raped from the cadbury shop! Saweeet

Paper clip preference

2009-07-14T21:49:00.001Z

I really like this specific paper clip. I like the shape it looks when it's actually on the paper. The point design is so much better than the round modern one. I like to fish them all out of my paper clip holder. Oh and the multi coloured ones. There jazzy

Flugel yah...

2009-07-11T10:58:00.001Z

Erm can't actually wait for this. 17of these in one night mean't on sleep and cider on the beach at 7am in malia. Then eventually getting to sleep at around 2pm. Lovely. Thanks dawny x

No i'm not la roux

2009-07-11T00:07:00.001Z

Duh

Whey new craze

2009-07-11T00:06:00.001Z

Yeah been doin it all night got some rite corkers. Keep yourself peeled x

Warning this is what i get like if ...

2009-07-10T20:33:00.001Z

The last ten mins would never have happened. Going crazy. But thankfully a pal o mine is lendin me money so i can go out. Woo

Rape stapler

2009-07-10T11:48:00.001Z

Can you adam and eve it! Hilair!

The childhood stone

2009-07-08T07:21:00.001Z

Without fail. Every morning i step on this stone on my way to work. Basically every time i walk past it i do the same. Have done since i was a tot. I think i few me you will know where this is too.

Marshmallow hob nob cake

2009-07-05T14:55:00.001Z

Absolutely amazing. Went everywhere and made me feel a bit sick but ...well just try it. Wicked combination

Simon the pieman

2009-07-04T11:23:00.001Z

Out in rye been camping. Loving it. And this bloody sign. Seen loads me vespa's? Also want one. Yes

Reading attire

2009-06-30T21:35:00.001Z

Well. When in rome. Love this t shirt. Even though it did take just under two months to arrive. Note to self. And others in fact don't ever order a t shirt from ihearttshirts.co.uk

Best book ever

2009-06-30T21:29:00.001Z

Ok so maybe not the best book but i like it. Thanks to kim for thinking of me when she found it. I often pop it out when i haven't thought about volcanoes for a while.

Zzapp

2009-06-29T14:25:00.001Z

Yumsville. Just bought an 8 pack from iceland. Whey

Blur ticket has finally arrived

2009-06-26T16:40:00.001Z

Whoop whoop. So happy it's here. Can't wait for next weekend's sheninegans. Whey

Oh yeah cheesy chips

2009-06-26T14:41:00.001Z

So good. And a roll. So good. Whey. Second portion in 12hours. Ooops

Choc dip. Toffee flavour

2009-06-26T14:30:00.001Z

So good but i think i prefer the original. Yea. God i'm so bored at work

Hee hee

2009-06-25T22:40:00.001Z

R i p jackson x x x

Loving an early finish

2009-06-25T14:19:00.001Z

Straight out in the sun. Bit of music and a beverage. Oh yeah

Happy birthday luce

2009-06-24T14:07:00.001Z

Little luce bday today. Cake and tea at three time. Oh and a willy. Woo

Erm. Yumsville

2009-06-24T13:57:00.001Z

Fruitella crunchies. The lovely taste of normal Fruitella's but with an extra crunch. I sneaked then into my pick n mix today. Ooops!

Anus sweet

2009-06-24T12:02:00.001Z

Ok so it sort me looked like an anus but can now tell it's a pair or luscious lips!

Contact lense

2009-06-23T08:35:00.001Z

I'd had them in for more than twelve hours and were a bit dry. So when fallon turned around from retrieving the macdonalds. I have her a little surprise on her steering wheel. Ha

Skirt is annoying

2009-06-22T07:59:00.001Z

Keeps rising up. Lovely

Gala bingo and carb lingo

2009-06-21T22:16:00.001Z

The most bizarre evening i have had. Found myself at gala bingo in chatham. So strange. The clientelle was as expected to be honest. Dirty and obese! Good night though. I won two houses. But shared the winnings. Aren't i nice! Beginners luck i think!

99p store false nails

2009-06-21T22:11:00.001Z

Jeez. They are awful. I bought them as a joke with the intention to take them off after an hour or so. However the immensely strong glue held me back. Literally. It's worth just buying then for the glue. So basically they are awful and couldn't get them off. They did eventually end up at the bottom me people's drinks at the tap. Ha

Hobnob biscuit bar,

2009-06-12T15:12:00.001Z

They are somethin else. Oh my word. Try them

The penis pool

2009-06-06T19:49:00.001Z

Can you guess where this is? Yes malia. Love it. Been offered my job back last night. Went down for few drinks and ended up workin! Got paid to get hammered!

Dictionary to help me in the hood!

2009-05-27T09:12:00.001Z

Yo yo yo. Me ole mucker lil luce made me a dictionary so i could understand what the bloody hell she talks about. Loving .teeth= ganners and jack danny = fanny. Love it

My sheep poster that i study before bed

2009-05-26T22:08:00.003Z

It's on the back of my bedroom door so without fail i take a glance at the lonk before shut eye! Whats your favourite?

Mr lonk

2009-05-26T22:08:00.001Z

Bloody love this sheep. I think it's all about the name that makes it sound tres funny! It came from the poster on the back of my bedroom door. Yes. I'm wierd!

Me and my new man

2009-05-26T13:27:00.001Z

Lovely snap me and my new man. Ha. Only joking. Obviously! My porter for bad taste day at work. Which was a bit disappointing to be honest. I've found that my colleagues are unable to tap into their sense of humor

Day off ill

2009-05-20T12:41:00.001Z

But this makes me feel alot better

Locked out

2009-05-10T20:13:00.001Z

Got locked out after 666. Contemplated sleeping outside but got a bit chilly. Star combinations made for engrossing material. Picked out a triangle. Note to self find out correct name!

New shoes after

2009-05-10T20:09:00.001Z

Thought they would be worst to be honest. So comfortable to wear. I need to get more of these

New shoes. Before

2009-05-10T20:07:00.001Z

Before the night out...sinden at 666

Southbank

2009-05-09T12:25:00.001Z

Fun fun fun

My new shoesies

2009-05-09T10:56:00.001Z

Waitin for train to london. Please stand behind the yellow line

Herve at the westbury

2009-05-08T21:15:00.001Z

Dance on glass presents... See pic me Herve below ...